I’m having a day of total confusion. The sun is shining brightly but the temperature remains in the forties. I desperately want to begin using the deck to relax and read a book but it’s hard when you’re wearing gloves and two layers of clothing. Now I’m back at the computer and deciding which limericks I’ll be using. There’s no theme to these limericks just five that tickled my fancy and I hope they do the same for you.

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There once was a son-of-bitch,

Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich,

Yet the girls he would dazzle,

And screw to a frazzle,

And then ditch them, the son-of-bitch.

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There was a young girl from Berlin

Who was screwed by an elderly Finn,

Though he diddled his best,

And screwed her with zest,

She kept asking, “Hey, Pop, is it in?”

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There was a young man man from Dumfries

Who said to his girl, “If you please,

It would give me great bliss

If while playing with this,

You would pay some attention to these!”

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There was a young fellow named Goody

Who claimed that he wouldn’t, but would he?

If he found himself nude

With a gal in the mood,

The question’s not woody but could he?

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And here’s a favorite for those avid readers out there.

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There’s a young lady in Tobruk

Who refers to her pussy as a nook.

It’s deep and it’s wide,

You can curl up inside

With a nice easy chair and a book.

HAPPY ALMOST SPRING