I’m trying desperately to remain cool here in my man-cave. Our house is not airconditioned so needless to say I’ve been spending most of my time in my cave which is so much cooler than the upper floors. I’ve located fans all around to help keep my computer system from overheating and it also helps to have a fridge nearby filled with cold beer, chilled wine, and icy cold water. I’ll remain here until the weather breaks or until hell freezes over, whichever comes first.

So, let me think. What could possibly make a hot and steamy day better? Hmm! Raunchy limericks immediately come to mind, and I intend to share a few with you.

Three cheers for the year “69”,

A year of erotic design.

It suggests a position

For oral coition,

Which suits nonvegetarians just fine.

💥ARE YOU FEELING COOLER YET? 💥

There was a young man from Ann Arbor

Whose cock was cut off by a barber.

In great consternation,

He said, “Masturbation

Will henceforth be very much harder.”

💥ITS GETTING FROSTY IN HERE! 💥

There was a young lady from Wheeling

Who professed to lack sexual feeling.

But a cynic named Boris

Just touched her clitoris,

And she had to be scraped from the ceiling.

💥WHERES MY PARKA AND GLOVES? 💥

A scientist from Russia named Adam

Took a pot shot at splitting the atom.

He blew off his penis,

And now, just between us,

Is known in the Kremlin as Madam.

😁🤪🙃😎🥰😂😏

WE’RE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!