Here are a few limericks concerning food. They aren’t that bawdy, but they should still be considered “food for the soul”. So, enjoy them all especially the one with those juicy cantaloupes.

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By Ed Cunningham

As the natives got ready to serve

A midget explorer named Merv,

“This meal will be brief,”

Said the cannibal chief,

“For this is at best an hors d’oeuvre.”

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By Charlotte McBee

A greengrocer’s wife, named Yvette,

Took her cantaloupes out (for a bet).

A couple of felons

Made off with her melons,

And they’ve not apprehended them yet!

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By Val Pohler

A young lady too fond of meringue

Let concerns for her figure go hang.

She consumed them in tons,

Along with cream buns,

Until she went off with a BANG!

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By Frank Richards

There was an old man of Peru

Who watched his wife making a stew.

He said, “It’s too thin.”

So, she pushed him right in,

Saying, “Nobody’s thicker than you!”

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TA DA!