Now that the new year has begun and the obligatory resolutions have been posted, I thought it would be nice to return to one of the mainstays of this blog, LIMERICKS! I have a large and varied collection but today I’ll be reaching way back to 1979 for some inspiration. I hope you enjoy them.

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A skinny old maid from Verdun

Wed a short-peckered son-of-a-gun.

She said, “I don’t care

If there isn’t much there.

God knows it is better than none.”

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There was a young fellow named Sweeney

Whose girl was a terrible meanie.

The hatch of her snatch

Had a catch that would latch –

She could only be screwed by Houdini.

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I sat next to the Duchess at tea.

It was just as I feared it would be:

Her rumblings abdominal

Were simply phenomenal,

And everyone thought it was me.

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Nymphomaniacal Alice

Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina,

And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.

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GOTTA LUV THEM 70’S