It’s just another weird and wonderful week here in Maine. So far, we’ve had a snowstorm, then an earthquake, then a windstorm, then some rain, and a dose of black ice for good measure. It’s no wonder I hate to leave the house. Today’s post is yet another visit through the “limerick time tunnel“. These limericks were probably compiled sometime in the mid 1970’s and then published in the early 1980’s. I love looking back to search for a few interesting and funny gems that need to be redistributed to the newer generations. Enjoy!

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There was a young girl from Berlin

Who was screwed by an elderly Finn.

Though he diddled his best,

And banged her with zest,

She kept asking, “Hey, Pop, is it in?”

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There was a young man from Dumfries

Who said to his girl, “If you please,

It would give me great bliss

If, while playing with this,

You would pay some attention to these!”

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There was a young fellow named Goody

Who claimed that he wouldn’t, but would he?

If he found himself nude

With a girl in the mood,

The question’s not would he, but could he?

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A pansy who lived in Khartoum

Took a lesbian up to his room,

And they argued all night

Over who had the right

To do what, and with which, and to whom.

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LUVING THE 70’S