Well the weather has taken an unfriendly turn into winter. The electric blanket has been officially plugged in and the heavy clothing is being unpacked and aired out. I have the distinct feeling that this winter may be one to remember and I hope I’m wrong. Rather than thinking thoughts of the coming winter I’ll do as I always do – POST MORE LIMERICKS. I’ve dug into the archives once again to retrieve a few winners that should not be read by the youngsters. I’d rate these as PG or worse. Here goes nothing . . .

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1941

There once was jolly old bloke

Who picked up a girl for a poke.

He took down her pants,

Screwed her into a trance,

And then shit in her shoe for a joke.

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1938

There was a young girl of cape Cod

Who dreamt she’d been buggered by God.

But it wasn’t Jehovah

That turned the girl over,

“Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger,

The bugger, the bastard, the sod!”

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1946

A team playing baseball in Dallas

Called the umpire a shit out of malice.

While that worthy name fits

The team still got eight hits

And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

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1943

There was a young girl of Darjeeling

Who could dance with such exquisite feeling

There was never a sound

For miles around

Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.

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YOU CAN’T HAVE TOO MANY LIMERICKS