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Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children

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“Prostitutes Appeal to Pope”

Posted November 29, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in History, Humor, Just Saying, Quotations

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11/28/2021 🌲Christmas Limerick🌲   Leave a comment

I thought I would kick off the Christmas season with a proper limerick: 26 Shopping days to go . . .

There was an old elf named Bing

He was good at only one thing

He was clumsy with tools

And broke all the rules

But boy could that son-of-a-bitch sing.

Posted November 28, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty

🍗Thanksgiving Limerick🍗   2 comments

There once was a turkey named Dunn

Thanksgiving, for him, wasn’t fun

He was the main source

Of dinner, of course

And when it was through, he was done.

Posted November 24, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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“When Thanksgiving is misty and murky

And you’re indoors all happy and perky

There’ll be people to greet

Lots of goodies to eat

But just spare a thought for the turkey.”

Posted November 23, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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11/22/2021 🍗Thanksgiving Limerick🍗   Leave a comment

“The turkey did not turn out fine.

So I thought I would break out the wine.

By dessert they were wasted

From the wine that they tasted

And they all thought the dinner divine.”

Posted November 22, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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11/18/2021 Mindbusters Answers   Leave a comment

As promised, here are the answers to the questions posted a few days ago. I certainly hope someone out there was able to answer them all correctly. It’s been a long time since I found someone who did.

Answers

26 = Letters of the Alphabet

7 = Wonders of the World

1001 = Arabian Nights

12 = Signs of the Zodiac

54 = Cards in a Deck (with the Joker)

9 = Planets in the Solar System

88 = Piano Keys

18 = Holes on a Golf Course

32 = Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes

90 = Degrees in a Right Angle

200 = Dollars for Passing GO in Monopoly

8 = Sides on a Stop Sign

3 = Blind Mice (See How They Run)

4 = Quarts in a Gallon

24 = Hours in a Day

1 = Wheel on a Unicycle

5 = Digits in a Zip Code

57 = Heinz Varieties

11 = Players on a Football Team

1000 = Words that a Picture is Worth

29 = Days in February in a Leap Year

40 = Days and Nights of the Great Flood

64 = Squares on a Checkerboard

13 = Donuts in a Bakers Dozen

52 = Weeks in a Year

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“Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung”