With the world of sports, mainly soccer, currently ruling this country I felt a sports related post would keep the good will flowing and possibly put a smile on a few faces. Lets see . . .
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- “When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately . . . unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.” Dick Butkus
- “Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drives.” Dan Jenkins
- George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds.” Scott Osler
- “If your caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a one-iron. Not even God can hit a one-iron.” Lee Trevino
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- “Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.” Dave Barry
- “I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn’t come in until half-past five.” Henny Youngman
- “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” Possibly by Yogi Berra
- “No Comment!” Coach Doug Moe on hearing he’d been voted the most quotable coach.
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My Fav:
“That’s getting a little close to home.”
Bob Feller on hearing that a foul ball had hit his mother.
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