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08/29/2024 💥💥SPORTS LIMERICK ALERT💥💥   Leave a comment

I’m not what anyone would consider a rabid sports fan. I love the NFL and the Pittsburgh Steelers, but I still can’t sit for three hours to watch a game filled with constant annoying commercials. I now rely on Facebook to supply me with recaps on Monday morning. I was for many years a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates but that eventually faded away due to an organization afraid to spend money on exceptional players. They seem to have improved in this area this year, but I’ve been fooled before . . . so color me skeptical. One thing I’ve always loved even more than sports was any good limerick. I searched out a few samples about sports and I found them to be just as enjoyable as any sports event on television.

A showoff whilst skating on ice,

Turned a difficult somersault (twice).

He bounced on his head,

Spat out six teeth and said:

“I must try that again- it was nice!”

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I hit every home run we score,

I catch every catch and what’s more,

I aint missed a game,

You may not know my name,

But I’m up here in row eighty-four.

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I played a few times for the Yankees

(Though, as memories, I’ve tried to blank these).

I did what I could,

But I wasn’t much good,

And my antics had fans grabbing hankies.

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A team playing baseball in Dallas

Called the umpire “blind” out of malice.

While the ump had fits,

The team scored eight hits,

And a girl in the bleachers called Alice!

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GO STEELERS

01/17/2023 🏀Sports Limerick Alert🏈   Leave a comment

I’m getting a late start today due primarily to my better-half and her shopping safari. I also just have to mention that wicked and evil nurse who sucked six tubes of blood from me earlier. Truthfully having the blood drawn was way less painful than being the assistant to the shopping fanatic.

All I’ve been hearing for the last few days is football, football, and more football. While I am a fan, it’s becoming a bit much even for me. Today’s limericks are sports related but I’m an equal opportunity spreader of humor. I’ll try for a few that aren’t about football.

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BASEBALL

A batter named Fatty McPhatter,

Had the gift of the gab with his patter.

“Whichever pitch comes,

I hit only home runs –

So, the fact that I’m fat doesn’t matter!”

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The slider just slid past the bag,

And the curveball? Too flat to get at.

The pitcher’s last ball

Was his fastest fastball.

So, I’m three-strikes-and-out. And that’s that.

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GOLF

Golf is a four-letter word.

For a game that is clearly absurd.

Unless what you like

Is a long boring hike,

Dressed up like a half-witted nerd.

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They say that ex-president Taft,

When hit by a golf ball, just laughed,

And said: “I’m not sore,

But although he called “Fore!”

The place where it struck him was aft!

HAPPY NO EFF’ING FOOTBALL TUESDAY