I thought today I’d make a quick comment about some of the responses I received to my Inappropriate Humor dirty jokes post. For those of you out there that don’t read everything, that’s why I rated the post an “R”, and I put warnings in the graphics to keep it out of the hands of kids or the blind, dumb, and stupid non-readers. It never occurred to me that there were adults out there who would respond to humor like a bunch of babies. So, to all of you prudes out there, just get over it. If you don’t like what I post, stop reading the blog and go elsewhere. You won’t be missed.

This post is filled with pearls-of-wisdom posted at one time or another by that very famous writer and philosopher, Anonymous. Celebrities and politicians are forever looking for soundbites to get little attention, but Anonymous could care less about offending anyone. Here are fifteen quotes you may enjoy but if your one of the overly sensitive minorities I recommend you leave my blog now and go read the Bible . . . .

• “Churches welcome all denominations, but most prefer fives and tens.“

• “And an optimist is someone who thinks the future is uncertain.“

• “There are few problems in life that wouldn’t be eased by the proper application of high explosives.“

• “Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.“

• “Is sex better than drugs? That depends on the pusher.“

• “Until I get married, I was my own worst enemy.“

• “Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.“

• “There is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.“

• “Christmas is Christ’s revenge for the crucifixion.“

• “Cannibals aren’t vegetarians, they’re humanitarians.“

• “A politician can appear to have his nose to the grindstone while straddling a fence and keeping both ears to the ground.“

• “The relationship of editor to author is as knife to throat.“

• “My karma ran over your dogma.“

• “You can be sincere and still be stupid.“

• “Exercise daily, Eat wisely, Die anyway.“

I SURE HOPE NO-ONE GETS OFFENDED

(By the way: That was SARCASM!)