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11/28/2021 Animal Trivia Leave a comment
I thought we should post a little trivia today about our friends in the animal kingdom. As weird as people can be animals are way worse. Read and be enlightened.
- A bird has to fly at a minimum speed of 11 miles per hour to be able to keep itself aloft.
- More than 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
- Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms a day.
- A whales penis is called a dork.
- A humpback whales milk is 54% fat.
- If the eggs spawned by all the female cod in one season survived, they would fill the oceans from seabed to surface. Cod lay between four and 5 million eggs at a time – but usually only about five survive.
- Crocodiles cannot stick their tongues out.
- Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
- Neither horses nor rabbits can vomit.
- A rat can survive longer without water than a camel.
- It is illegal in Alaska to give a moose an alcoholic drink.
- A pig always sleeps on its right side.
- A lion’s roar can be heard from 5 miles away.
- Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
- A cat has four rows of whiskers.
- The pet ferret was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.
- Twelve or more cows are known as a flink.
Everything you ever wanted to know about animal trivia. There’s a lot more available and you can be sure I’ll be posting it in the future.
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11/28/2021 🌲Christmas Limerick🌲 Leave a comment
I thought I would kick off the Christmas season with a proper limerick: 26 Shopping days to go . . .
There was an old elf named Bing
He was good at only one thing
He was clumsy with tools
And broke all the rules
But boy could that son-of-a-bitch sing.
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11/22/2021 Thanksgiving Myth? Leave a comment
As I’ve repeatedly stated I am a huge fan of Thanksgiving. I am also a huge fan of debunking silly and unusual superstitions when I find them. I found one about Thanksgiving after reading a book in my collection. For most of my life I looked forward to Thanksgiving dinner and always made a point of collecting the wishbone. I was told as a kid by people who I trusted, Mom and Dad, that if I won the larger half of the wishbone after it was broken I would have good luck. I did it year after year and we made quite a thing of it but now I come to discover I was lied to. Here’s the truth of the matter . . .
Two people make a wish, and then grab the two long ends of the wishbone and pull. The one who breaks off the larger piece of the bone gets his or her wish. You must be sure the bone is dry – a day in the sun or on the stove dries it perfectly. The bone must be from the collarbone of a hen or a rooster. All of my family loved the routine of pulling the wishbone of the turkey after their meal. “Spoiler Alert”, turkey collarbones don’t work. I know this is devastating news to all of you but the truth will out. Here’s a short history lesson . . .
The Etruscans, those folks that came before the Romans, had a Hen Oracle. That person was often called upon to reveal hidden and magical knowledge. A hen or rooster was killed, the entrails examined – for what, no one can fathom – and the birds collarbone put in the sun to dry. The wishbone was then pulled apart as it is today. The Romans actually stole this custom from the Etruscans and it then spread throughout the Roman Empire and where did it end up, on this blog today.
THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
11/21/2021 ***1st X-Mas Limerick Alert*** Leave a comment
The drinks left for him by each bed,
Had gone straight to old Santa’s head;
He was found off the road,
With an upside-down load,
And himself slumped, dead drunk, in his sled!
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