Archive for the ‘Looking Back’ Category

03/08/2025 “HISTORY QUIZ”   Leave a comment

Being a huge fan of trivia of all sorts, todays post is a quiz of World trivia. This is quite a difficult test and should challenge just about everyone taking it. If you consider yourself a trivia aficionado, then this quiz will definitely test your skills. As always, the answers will be posted at the end of this post. Good luck!

  • Which continent is the highest – with more than half of it 6,562 feet above sea level?
  • At what speed was the Titanic traveling when it struck the iceberg and sank on its 1912 maiden voyage?
  • What four Asian countries are known in economic circles as the Four Tigers?
  • Where is the White Sea?
  • What country includes the islands of New Britain and New Ireland?

  • Who was the first non-head of state – living or dead – to be depicted on a postage stamp?
  • What great ruler died of a nosebleed on his wedding night?
  • What was blamed for the death of Emperor Claudius and Tiberius, Czar Alexander I, Pope Clement VII and Charles V of France?
  • What is the most popular first name in the world?
  • What continent has no glaciers?

Answers
Antarctica, 22 knots-or just a little more than 25mph, Hong Kong-Singapore-South Korea-Taiwan, Russia, Papua New Guinea, Benjamin Franklin 1847, Atilla the Hun AD 453, Poison mushrooms, Muhammad, Australia

HOW DID YOU DO?

03/06/2025 👮🏻HUG A COP👮🏻‍♀️   Leave a comment

Being a former police office was an eye-opening experience. Your life is a constant challenge when dealing with criminals, domestic violence, and hundreds of other petty and sometimes stupid crimes and incidents. My first year required that I ride with a more experienced officer who would further explain the job and the handling of the many different types of incidents. Even back then I maintained a diary of sorts for unusual cases and unforgettable moments. It also was extremely handy to have that book as reference material when appearing in court. I always referred to it as my Cover-My-Ass diary. It would eventually be replaced many years later by the bodycam. The veteran officer also explained to me his philosophy on law enforcement very quaintly. “If it wasn’t for the stupid criminals, we’d never catch anyone.” He meant it tongue-in-cheek, but it was also true in many cases. Here are a few tidbits I’ve saved from my old files and additional research.

  • Two men once tried to pull off the front of an ATM machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain, and their license plate still attached to the bumper.
  • An Arizona company specializing in staging gunfights for western movies, received a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was later sentenced to four years in jail.
  • A man had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted as passengers. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
  • A judge decided that a jury went “a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

  • When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a parked motor home, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very ill man curled up next to the motor home near a puddle of spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal the gasoline but plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
  • A drug-possession defendant claimed he had been searched by police without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn’t need a warrant because a “bulge” observed in his jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said the defendant, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it to the judge who discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself.
  • Clever drug traffickers used a propane tanker truck entering the US from Mexico. They rigged it so propane gas would be released from all of its valves if checked by border agents, while the truck actually concealed 6,240 pounds of marijuana. They were clever, but not too bright. They misspelled the name of the gas company on the side of the truck.
  • A defendant was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week. The store manager testified that he was indeed the robber. The defendant jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, “I should have blown your [expletive] head off.” He then quickly added, “-if I’d been the one that was there.” The jury took 20 minutes to convict him and recommended a 30-year sentence.

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STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

(Forest Gump)

03/04/2025 💥WILD WEST LIMERICK ALERT💥   Leave a comment

It seems that the whole world is fascinated by the American west and cowboy lifestyles in general. But I’ve noticed over the years, being a limerick collector, there seem to be a huge gap of limericks relating to that time period. I think today is as good as any day to begin remedying that problem. I’d like to give a shout out to the memory of the late Ray Allen Billington, who spent many years writing about the American West. He edited and authored twenty-five books prior to his passing in 1981 and many contained limericks. So, put on your cowboy hat, slip on those fancy leather boots and spurs, sit back and enjoy a few wild west limericks to help kick start your libido.

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Old trappers were oft heard to say

A beaver was not a bad lay.

But buggery ain’t easy

For the timid or queasy,

For the tail always gets in the way.

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A cowboy who from eastern Montana

Found sex in a devious manner.

He bored monstrous holes

in telegraph poles,

And thrust in his giant banana.

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A whore from the plains of Nebraska

Would do anything you would ask her.

You could lay her all day,

At nominal pay,

But, oh, how you paid nine days after.

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The caldrons of Yellowstone Park

Are no place to have sex in the dark.

A young ranger once tried –

Now his balls look deep-fried

And his prick looks like a stick with no bark.

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YEE HAW, BOYS AND GIRLS

03/01/2025 “FAKE NEWS”   Leave a comment

I’ve used the term “Fake News” on a number of occasions over the last few years out of frustration with the Mainstream Media. It now appears that those same networks are getting their proverbial asses kicked and I have only one thing to say – KARMA BABY! It’s about effing time! Sometime ago I discovered a small book titled “Fake News” which probably would help explain why it’s so difficult for me to take most mainstream media types seriously. In my opinion news reporting should be something to help the public to become aware of problems, trends, and occurrences and how to deal with them. They should be the ultimate Public Service announcements which serve a useful purpose. This book was a treasure trove of truly stupid and sensationalistic headlines that make it difficult to take the reporters (news readers) seriously. I’ll list ten actual headlines to make my point.

ALBERT EINSTEINS QUOTE ABOUT LIVING A MODEST LIFE SELLS FOR $1.3 MILLION DOLLARS

SELENA GOMEZ CONFESSES HER BIZARRE CRUSH ON BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR

ZOO MEERKAT EXPERT SENTENCED OVER ASSAULT ON MONKEY HANDLER

IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH A GHOST – BRITISH WOMEN DOES AND LOVES IT.

KFC LAUNCHES DRUMSTICK BATH BOMBS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMELL LIKE FRIED CHICKEN

CHUNKY RACCOON STUCK IN GRATE RESCUED BY FIREFIGHTERS

MAN ACCUSED OF PEEING ON FAMILY AT METALLICA CONCERT

POLE DANCING COULD BECOME AN OLYMPIC EVENT

SMALL TOWN CONNECTICUT ELECTION DECIDED BY COIN TOSS

PETA WANTS TO FLAVOR TOFU WITH GEORGE CLOONEYS SWEAT

POD CASTS FOREVER

02/27/2025 “🏐SPORTS QUIZ🏈”   Leave a comment

We seem to be in a lull for sports activities since the Super Bowl ended except for maybe Caitlin Clark as she tears up the WNBA. Just to help ease the pain being suffered by all of you fans out there, here’s a short sports quiz on a variety of subjects. Let’s see how well you do and as always, the answers will be found below.

  • What sport was the first to be filmed – and who filmed it?
  • How many home runs did Ty Cobb hit in the three World Series in which he played?
  • What baseball player hit his only career homerun off his brother?
  • Why did Roberta Gibb Bingay wear a hooded sweatshirt to disguise her appearance in 1966 during the Boston Marathon?
  • In 1974 what sport banned all lefties from participating?

  • What baseball legend hit the first two World Series home runs in Yankee stadium?
  • Who was the only two-time winner of the Heisman trophy?
  • Who was the only man in major league history to bat over .400 during his official rookie season?
  • Who was the first American golfer to break 60 on 18 holes in a major tournament?
  • What immodest two-word statement was on basketball great Michael Jordan’s Illinois vanity license plate?

ANSWERS

Boxing in 1894 by Thomas Edison, None, Joe Niekro in 1976 against his brother Phil, Women were banned prior to 1972, Polo, Casey Stengel-1923, Archie Griffin – 1974 and 1975, Shoeless Joe Jackson-.408 in 1911, Sam Snead-1959, RARE AIR.

SPRING TRAINING SOON

02/25/2025 “O’LEARY’S COW EXONERATED”   Leave a comment

THE GREAT CHICAGO FIRE

Should a poor family and their cow be blamed for the great Chicago fire? Unfortunately, history is usually recorded by people involved in a catastrophe who have been fed unsubstantiated rumors and innuendos. The O’Leary’s cow was oddly enough a falsely accused scapegoat. Here is additional information to help defend and finally exonerate that poor innocent cow.

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On Sunday night, in Chicago, October 8, 1871, a fire broke out in the barn behind the O’Leary family’s home. Over the course of the next two days, the fire destroyed more than 2000 acres of the city, including the business district. Fatalities were estimated at 250, with approximately 100,000 people losing their homes and businesses. Mrs. O’Leary kept a few cows for milk to sell to her neighbors and she took most of the heat for the fire. Even as the fire raged, rumors were spreading that Mrs. O’Leary had been in the barn when one of her cows kicked over a lantern which ignited the hay. In fact, the lady and her husband were in bed at the time.

Investigators blamed the fire on extremely dry weather conditions, strong winds, and wooden streets and sidewalks. The slow response of overworked firefighters was also held responsible. Unfortunately, the story of Mrs. O’Leary and her cow wouldn’t die, forcing the O’Leary family to eventually leave the city taking that poor innocent cow with them. History can be so unfair.

THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS EVENTUALLY SET YOU FREE

02/22/2025 💥✝️✡️☯️☪️TRIVIA💥   Leave a comment

Today I felt like breaking with my long-held tradition to avoid discussing religion. This will be my gift to all of you believers out there. These facts are interesting and at times ridiculous. Get down on your knees say a prayer or two and drink a large glass of holy water. Let’s get started.

  • A Bible published in England in 1632 left out the word “not” in the seventh commandment, making it read “Thou shalt commit adultery.” It became known as “The Wicked Bible.”
  • The first Bible to be published in America was in the language of the Algonquian Indians.
  • The New Testament was originally written in Greek.
  • At six cubits and a span, Goliath’s height was somewhere between nine feet, three inches and eleven feet, nine inches.
  • In February of 1964 evangelist Billy Graham broke his lifelong rule against watching television on Sunday – to see the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show.

  • When W.C. Fields was caught glancing through a Bible, he explained it with, “Looking for loopholes.”
  • The only domesticated animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
  • Brigham Young, the famous Morman leader, married his twenty-seventh, and last wife in 1868.
  • Sonny and Cher, at the start of their careers, appeared in Bible advertisements for the American Bible Society.
  • Moses was 120 years old when he died. Methuselah lived to be 969 years old, according to Genesis.

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My favorite all time religious trivia fact.

LOL

On November 29, 2000, Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globe Trotter.

LET ME HAVE A HUGE AMEN!!

02/20/2025 💲💲THE RICH💲💲   Leave a comment

Being a blogger allows me to cover many areas of our society and to be as truthful as I can possibly be. The government would like everyone to think that we’re all equal, but we aren’t. We still have different classes of individuals based primarily on the amount of money they have or don’t have. Is it fair? No! Will it ever change? Again NO! If it does change, I’ll never live to see it and I doubt seriously if my grandchildren will either. Maybe once the AI Singularity occurs things could change but who knows how? Human beings adapt to their circumstances in weird ways. Give a poor person 10,000,000 dollars and he/she will change dramatically. After a time, they will likely become a bit elitest and arrogant when dealing with people beneath them (monetarily). Today’s post will supply you with a few examples of extremely rich people talking about their lives and being totally unaware that the rest of us aren’t well-to-do.

  • Until the age of 12 I sincerely believed that everybody had a house on Fifth Avenue, a villa in Newport and a steam-driven, ocean-going yacht.” Cornelius Vanderbilt Junior
  • “I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million.” William K Vanderbilt, who was worth 200 million when he died in 1885.
  • On a visit to the Holy Land in 1887, Edmund de Rothschild, upon seeing the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for the first time, commonly inquired if it might be for sale.
  • During the 1890s, when William Randolph Hearst’s New York Journal was engaged in a nasty circulation war with Joseph Pulitzer’s World, an accountant warned Hearst that he was losing $1 million a year. Hearst thought for a moment and replied, “At that rate I can only last another 30 years.”
  • After her sentencing . . . to a four-year prison term, Leona Helmsley spent 4 days in a private room at New York Hospital, a hospital to which she had pledged $33 million. The doctors there were very concerned about our health. Her personal doctor declared there would be a “fatal determination” if Leona had to go to jail. No one I have met knows what a “fatal determination” actually means wrote Dennis Dugan of Newsday.

And finally, a quote from my favorite sarcastic wiseass: Mark Twain. Who continues to show his concern for us poorer folks and a little sarcasm for the wealthier.

“I wish to become rich so I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kindhearted, fat, benevolent people do.”

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THE NEXT ROUND IS ON ME!

02/18/2025 ☘️”1800’S LIMERICK ALERT”☘️   3 comments

Well, I’m sitting here in Maine expecting the fourth snowstorm in the last few weeks and freezing my butt off. I really can’t go outside because I’m not a snow bunny, so I sit here at the computer trying to decide what to post. Everyone knows that I love limericks, so I thought I’d take it one step further than usual and attempt to locate a few limericks written prior to 1900. I found a few but needless to say the language is a little coarser than usual. I’m posting them as originally written but I recommend you keep them out of the hands of children. These four limericks were written in the 1880’s.

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Have you heard about Magna Lupescu,

Who came to Romania’s rescue.

It’s a wonderful thing

To be under a king

Is democracy better, I asked you?

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There died an old man of Moldavia,

Well, known for his bawdy behavior.

When the priests thought him shriven,

And fitted for heaven,

He cried, “Go and bugger the Saviour!”

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There was a young farmer of Nant

Whose conduct was gay and gallant,

For he fucked all his dozens

Of nieces and cousins,

In addition, of course, to his aunt.

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A cheerful old party of Lucknow

Remarked, ” I should just like a fuck now!”

So, he had one and spent

And said,” I’m content,

By no means am I so cunt-struck now.”

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I THINK I PREFER OUR MORE RECENT ONES

02/15/2025 “WEIRDNESS”   Leave a comment

It’s said that most geniuses are borderline crazy. Herre are a few facts that might interest you.

MARK TWAIN

  • Mark Twain was born in 1835 in the year when Haley’s Comet could be seen from Earth, and fulfilling his own death prophecy, he died in 1910, the next time the comet cycled near the Earth, 76 years later.
  • The Museum of Modern Art in New York City hung Henri Matisse’s painting Le Bateau upside down for 47 days before an alert art student noticed the error.
  • Poet Ezra Pound wrote The Pisan Cantos while imprisoned in a U.S. army camp in Pisa, Italy. He had been arrested for treason because he had broadcasted Fascist propaganda from Italy during World War II. Eventually judged insane, Pound spent 12 years in a Washington D.C. mental hospital before finally returning to Italy.
  • Novelist Edgar Allan Poe was once a student at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. Poe flunked out in a particularly spectacular way. An order came for all cadets to show up for a full-dress parade “wearing white belt and gloves, under arms.” He followed the order all too literally, appearing wearing nothing but a belt and carrying his gloves under his naked arms.
EZRA POUND
  • Robert Lewis Stevenson (1850-1894) wrote Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, a book of 60,000 words, during a six-day cocaine binge. He was also reported to have been suffering from tuberculosis at the time.
  • British writers Aldous Huxley and C.S. Lewis both died on November 22nd, 1963, the day of John Kennedy’s assassination.
  • American author Norman Mailer once stabbed his wife and then wrote a novel about it called An American Dream.
  • Both William Shakespeare and Miguel de Cervantes, who was considered by some to be Shakespeare’s literary equivalent, died on the same day: April 23, 1616.
EDGAR ALLAN POE

STRANGE BUT TRUE