Archive for the ‘beavers’ Tag

05/24/2025 “WEIRD BUT TRUE”   Leave a comment

I love weird. Always have and always will. That being said here are a few samples of unusual facts you may not have heard before. Like I always say, THE WEIRDER THE BETTER.

  • Killer whales occasionally will eat a deer that’s not paying attention while getting a drink.
  • Approximately 80% of all individual animals on the earth are nematodes.
  • For every human on the earth, there are approximately 1,000,000 ants.
  • Bananas are technically berries. Strawberries and raspberries are not.
  • The average weight of a cumulus cloud is 1.1 million pounds.

  • Monogamous animals include beavers, wolves, and swans.
  • Algae and plankton produce more oxygen than trees.
  • It would take over one million mosquitos to completely drain a human being of blood.
  • The average 200-pound human carries between two and six pounds of bacteria.
  • Female koala bears have two vaginas.

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A Fav

Buzz Aldrin claims to be the first man to pee on the moon.

03/04/2025 πŸ’₯WILD WEST LIMERICK ALERTπŸ’₯   Leave a comment

It seems that the whole world is fascinated by the American west and cowboy lifestyles in general. But I’ve noticed over the years, being a limerick collector, there seem to be a huge gap of limericks relating to that time period. I think today is as good as any day to begin remedying that problem. I’d like to give a shout out to the memory of the late Ray Allen Billington, who spent many years writing about the American West. He edited and authored twenty-five books prior to his passing in 1981 and many contained limericks. So, put on your cowboy hat, slip on those fancy leather boots and spurs, sit back and enjoy a few wild west limericks to help kick start your libido.

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Old trappers were oft heard to say

A beaver was not a bad lay.

But buggery ain’t easy

For the timid or queasy,

For the tail always gets in the way.

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A cowboy who from eastern Montana

Found sex in a devious manner.

He bored monstrous holes

in telegraph poles,

And thrust in his giant banana.

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A whore from the plains of Nebraska

Would do anything you would ask her.

You could lay her all day,

At nominal pay,

But, oh, how you paid nine days after.

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The caldrons of Yellowstone Park

Are no place to have sex in the dark.

A young ranger once tried –

Now his balls look deep-fried

And his prick looks like a stick with no bark.

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YEE HAW, BOYS AND GIRLS

10/28/2023 “A New Approach”   3 comments

I’ve been blogging now for more than fourteen years, and I’ve tried to be as interesting as possible as I spread as much useless information that I could find to as many readers as possible. Initially I spent my first four years writing a political blog that was interesting, but all of the lame and badly written death threats from either side of the aisle convinced that I was wasting my time. Since the changeover to a more easy-going and friendly blog, blogging has returned to being fun. Now it’s time for another sidestep from my normal routine to an even friendlier and more fun format. “HUMOR”. It’s probably one of the few areas that almost everyone can enjoy whether it’s from jokes (both clean or dirty), limericks (both clean or dirty), humorous trivia, or any other means to help you grin, smile, laugh, and lighten your day. I’ll give it a go for the remainder of this year with the hope it will keep you coming back for more.

“Joke of the Day”

A farmer sent his 15-year-old son into town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck. “See if you can get a girl in exchange for this,” he said. The lad met a prostitute along the way and said, “It’s my birthday and all I’ve got is this duck. Would you be willing to fuck? “Sure,” she said, “I’m sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I’ve never owned a duck.” Afterwards, she said, “Do you know for a 15-year-old boy, you’re quite a good lay. If you’d like to do it again, I’ll give you back your duck.” “Sure,” said the boy. When his pleasurable work was through, he left the village to return home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt so sorry for the boy and gave him two dollars. When he got home, his father asked, “How did you make out?” The son said, “I got a duck, a fuck, a duck for a fuck, and two dollars for a duck.”

In keeping with the new format here is the “Limerick of the Day” which should pay homage to a former lecherous President and his BFF:

Said a President prone to give pecks,

To those areas other than necks.

“Although this is sultry,

It is not adultery,

I’m not even sure if it’s sex!”

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KEEP SMILING