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Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children

Posted November 30, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Just Saying, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Looking Back, Sarcasm, Trivia

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“Prostitutes Appeal to Pope”

Posted November 29, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in History, Humor, Just Saying, Quotations

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11/28/2021 🌲Christmas Limerick🌲   Leave a comment

I thought I would kick off the Christmas season with a proper limerick: 26 Shopping days to go . . .

There was an old elf named Bing

He was good at only one thing

He was clumsy with tools

And broke all the rules

But boy could that son-of-a-bitch sing.

Posted November 28, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Posted November 27, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Sarcasm, Trivia

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Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty

Posted November 26, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Bitch & Complain, Education, History, Humor, Just Saying

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🍗Thanksgiving Limerick🍗   2 comments

There once was a turkey named Dunn

Thanksgiving, for him, wasn’t fun

He was the main source

Of dinner, of course

And when it was through, he was done.

Posted November 24, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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“When Thanksgiving is misty and murky

And you’re indoors all happy and perky

There’ll be people to greet

Lots of goodies to eat

But just spare a thought for the turkey.”

Posted November 23, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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11/22/2021 🍗Thanksgiving Limerick🍗   Leave a comment

“The turkey did not turn out fine.

So I thought I would break out the wine.

By dessert they were wasted

From the wine that they tasted

And they all thought the dinner divine.”

Posted November 22, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Cooking, Food Related, Humor, Limericks, Sarcasm

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“Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung”

Posted November 16, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in History, Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Quotations

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There was a young lady named Jo

Who was serviced four times in a row;

When she cried: “Give me more!”

A weak voice from the floor

Protested: “I just can’t, it’s too sore.”

Posted November 15, 2021 by Every Useless Thing in Humor, Kill Me, I'm Begging You, Limericks, Sarcasm, Sex

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