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06/06/2026 💥💥LIMERICK ALERT💥💥   Leave a comment

I recently began rereading Isaac Azimov’s “The Foundation Series“. I’ve read it at least four or five times over the years which probably makes me a crazy rabid Azimov fan. Since I’ve lately reintroduced him to my brain, todays post will include a few of his limericks. While he was a prolific writer of books, he was also a lover of all things limerick. In company with a friend and fellow writer, John Ciardi, they’ve written hundreds of limericks both funny and many times a little bawdy. Here are a few to make you smile.

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There was a young woman named Betty

Who thought waterbeds rather petty.

The results were less hasty,

She thought, and more tasty,

If one screwed on a plate of spaghetti.

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A young nun from Long Beach, California,

Said, “I think it’s important to warnia

That though seeming a saint

I’ve an awful complaint,

I am just getting steadily hornia.”

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A certain young man was so deft

That he left his poor girl quite bereft.

He put it in slickly

Then pulled it out quickly

And before she had felt it, he’d left.

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The excitement produced by Miss Whipple

Was very much more than a ripple.

She was covered with clothes

From her head to her toes

Save for delicate holes at each nipple.

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THANK YOU ISAAC!

02/12/2026 💥ISAAC ASIMOV-LIMERICK ALERT💥   Leave a comment

Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)

I’ve always been a huge fan of Asimov even before I learned he was a proficient writer of limericks. I’ve been reading his novels for many years and have always considered him to be fellow lover of science fiction. After reading some of his limericks I discovered his relationship with John Ciardi and their famous limerick wars. For those of you not familiar with Azimov and his works I’d recommend you read his greatest work, The Foundation Series. I love reading long and involved stories and I’d put Asimov right up there with J.R.R Tolkien and J. K Rowling. Here’s a few samples of his well constructed limericks.

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When alone, a young woman named Julia

Had qualities quite peculiar.

And when men were about

(short, tall, lean, or stout)

Her conduct was even unrulier,

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To moralists, sex is a sin,

Yet Nature suggests we begin.

She arranged it, no doubt,

That a fellow juts out

In the place where a damsel juts in.

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There was once a great knight named Sir Lancelot

Who placed Queen Guinevere in a trance a lot.

But what bothered the King

Was: he managed the thing

By serenely removing his pants a lot.

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Sex need not be conversational.

Without talking it’s still inspirational,

But mind you’re not burned

For many have learned

The act can be baby-creational.

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IN TWO DAYS -CONCLUSION OF THE LIMERICK SERIES