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02/19/2026 BRING THE STEEL   Leave a comment

I’m a life long Pittsburgh Steeler fan thanks to my father and grandfathers. It was black and gold all the time beginning at the age of 4. That’s when I finally realized what football was and how important it was for family unity. No matter what, you stayed loyal to the team. I learned a large and varied collection of interesting cuss words over the years as we sat and listened to the games, especially during those seasons that the team wasn’t particularly successful. I relished the 1970’s and the four Superbowl wins and managed to maintain my sanity though a couple of decades of so-so football.

Todays post is my offering to the real Steeler fans out there who just can’t get enough information on the teams colorful history. Here are ten trivia questions to test your “fandomness” (I made up that word so no smart-ass comments about my spelling). As always, the answers will be listed below. Enjoy . . .

  • What future NFL coach was the offensive coordinator with the Steelers from 2007-2011?
  • Whose 89-yard touchdown pass to Dwight Stone in1991 was the longest pass thrown at Three Rivers stadium?
  • In 2001 , which Pittsburgh linebacker was named NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year?
  • In 2011, Ben Roethlisberger threw the longest touchdown pass in franchise history. Who caught the 95-yarder?
  • Which receiver made 217 appearances for the Steelers between 1998 and 2011?

  • The Steelers set a franchise after starting the 2020 season with how many consecutive wins?
  • Which Steeler legend is the author of a 2021 book called “Heart and Steel”?
  • Which tight end, which was drafted by the Steelers in 2015, shares his name with a famous wild west outlaw?
  • Since the AFL/NFL merger, only two Steelers quarterbacks have thrown for more than 400 yards in a game. Big Ben is one, who is the other?
  • Eight of Troy Polamalu’s 35 interceptions were against what team?

BONUS QUESTION

Which running back rushed for 161 yards from 22 carries and caught a

48-yard pass in his first career start for the Steelers against the Titans in 2005?

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Answers
Bruce Arians, Neil O’Donnell, Kendrell Bell, Mike Wallace, Hines Ward, 11 Wins, Bill Cower, Jesse James, Tommy Maddox, Cleveland Browns, BONUS – Willie Parker

SPECIAL THANKS TO CHRIS BRADSHAW

01/3/2026 ⚾SPORTS MISH / MOSH⚾   Leave a comment

Are you loving this GD cold weather and snow as much as I am. Trapped in my house patiently waiting for the oil delivery to arrive so I can shell out 400 more dollars to keep my water lines from freezing. Even my man-cave is suffering. No matter what I do it remains quite chilly and making typing this post a real chore. Here is a little sample of obscure Art related mish/mosh and now I can return upstairs to the warm rooms. Enjoy . . . .

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  • Before he became an artist Vincent van Gogh worked as an evangelist in Belgium.
  • American Gothic, the famous painting of a couple with a pitchfork, was done by Grant Wood in 1930. The couple that posed for the painting were his dentist and his sister.
  • The actual name of the famous painter El Greco was Domenikos Theotokopoulos.
  • Painter Paul Gauguin was once a stockbroker.

  • American painter Norman Rockwell became the art director of Boy’s Life magazine while he was still a teenager.
  • The National Gallery of Art opened in Washington DC on March 17, 1941.
  • Charles M. Shultz’s comic strip Peanuts debuted in October, 1950.
  • The deep red sunset seen in Norwegian Edward Munch’s The Scream is believed to reflect the intense sunsets seen throughout the world following the eruption of the Indonesian volcano Krakatoa.
  • Leonardo Da Vinci’s fresco, The Last Supper, is located in the Church of Santa Maria delle Grazie in Milan, Italy.

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WHEN IN DOUBT, KISS AN ARTIST

01/27/2026 🏈THE STEELERS ALL DAY QUIZ🏈   Leave a comment

BIG BEN

Am I a Steeler fan – Hell YES! Am I a fan of the NFL in general – HELL NO! Like any other large and money drunk organization it has slowly become corrupt to the point of ridiculousness. It’s not the players but the legions of hanger-on’s making millions of dollars for themselves and effecting the game in more way’s than I even realize. I keep hearing about how unfair some of the officiating has become and the powers-that-be are investigating. How about a little transparency for all of us dumb-ass fans. I want to know the results of the investigations and what corrective measures that were taken. For sure I’m not “holding my breath” on that happening.

Now that my rant has been completed I’ll be posting information that might interest the true Steeler fans out there. I’ve obtained a book recently with trivia facts about the team I’ve never heard before. I find it interesting that this book was published by a true British Steeler fan – Chris Bradshaw and I’m reasonably sure he’s no relation to Terry. This first quiz concerns only questions concerning Big Ben. Answers will be listed below. Let’s get to it . . .

  • In what year did Roethlisberger make his debut withe the Steelers?
  • How old was Ben when he won his first Superbowl?
  • Roethlisberger was the fourth quarterback to win 100 of his first 150 NFL starts. Who were the other three?
  • Roethlisberger made a cameo appearance in which 2012 superhero movie?
  • Ben was one of four quarterbacks taken in the first round of his NFL Draft class. Name the other three.

  • What is Ben’s middle name?
  • Roethlisberger threw for a franchise-record 522 yards during a 2014 win over which AFC rival?
  • With which pick of the NFL draft did the Steelers select Big Ben?
  • What is the most touchdown passes that Ben has thrown in a single regular season?
  • Ben started his rookie season as the third-string quarterback behind which two veterans? Who are they?

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Answers
2004, 23, Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana, and Charlie Batch, The Dark Knight Rises, Tom Brady, Eli Manning, and Philip Rivers, Todd, Indianapolis, 11th – Pick 19, 34, Tommy Maddox & Charlie Batch.

FOR ALL THE LOYAL STEELER FANS

(There’s always next year.)

12/16/2025 “HUMAN WORSHIPPING”   1 comment

Over the years many readers who I assumed were somewhat religious, have asked me what my religious beliefs are. Many think I’m anti-religion but in truth I’m not. I’m anti-organized religions. Religions have their usefulness and have accomplished many wonderful things but at the same time organized religions have also been responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and that’s where I have a serious problem. Organized religions are much like the old labor unions. They served their purpose for decades but then became corrupted (in my opinion) by politics and MONEY. They’ve morphed into political money making machines by actually demanding a percentage of our hard earned money for doing little or nothing for us. Everyone agrees there’s only one God but unless your worshipping that god in their specific way your considered by some to be anti-religion or an infidel.

We are approaching what was once a highly religious holiday season that has been rearranged to include “Black November sales, Black Friday sales, a steady stream of Amazon ads, plus hours and hours of mind-numbing commercials. The only people worshipping anything these days are the millions of scammers, porch pirates, and the occasional actual religious person.

Let’s review for a moment the history of humanity as applied to their weird and confusing religious beliefs. In my opinion our new god is the almighty dollar. Which one of these religions would be a good fit for you and your family?

  • In Thailand there is a religious group who worship the almighty penis. Their shrine is crammed full of phalluses of all types and sizes. They are gaily painted and hung with garlands of flowers. Many women claim miracle pregnancies after making a pilgrimage to the shrine.
  • Apparently in India they believe you should go big or go home. In the state of Karnataka there is a 100 foot high penis and a incredible collection of over eight million penises.
  • The Japanese have a shrine at Kanamara Matsuri, where the yearly penis festival is held on the first Sunday of April. People parade through the streets with pink penises in hand and they even supply penis shaped lollipops for their children.
  • In India has a “Cargo Cult”. The locals worship Prince Philip as a divine being. It started in the 1950’s and continues to this day. I guess we should add him to the endless list of saviors along with Jesus Christ and Mohammad.
  • Doll worshipers exist in Mexico where there is a shrine containing a fifty year collection of dolls.
  • There is a Daoist Shrine to “Lady Datuk” in Singapore who was a young girl found dead in the hills during WWI.
  • In 2005 a man named Bobby Henderson started an alternative school in the United States called the church of the “Flying Spaghetti Monsterism”. The religion went viral.
  • There is cat worhipping in a number of countries.

The list of possible religions just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Don’t forget L. Ron Hubbard who started the infamous Scientology religion. My final conclusion is that the Humans Race is insane. We are stupid, vain, and insecure but still consider ourselves to be highly religious. Make your choice of a belief system very carefully. When you get to the Pearly Gates to be judged you might be surprised to discover that St. Peter is just a giant pink penis with a pet cat.

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AMEN (and Merry X-mas) TO ALL OF YOU INSANE AND INSECURE HUMANS

11/22/2025 “GOTTA LUV SPORTS”   Leave a comment

After another week of computer problems, calls to software companies, and idiot non-English speaking customer service representatives, I finally have an 75% operational computer system. I’ve always loved working with computers but I came close this week to taking a sledge hammer to the whole damn setup. After I did that I would put a truly evil curse on every software company that has turned their customer service over to AI’s. I count my blessings that I can even complete this blog today but I will try. How about some meaningless sports trivia?

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MISSPELLED CUP
  • The Stanley Cup has two typos engraved on it. “BQSTON BRUINS, TORONTO MAPLE LEAES” and a number of misspelled players names as well.
  • The Olympics have been hosted by multiple countries that no longer exist: West Germany, Yugoslavia, and the USSR.
  • There is a minor league baseball team called the Montgomery Biscuits with a logo of a biscuit with bulging eyes and butter for a tongue.
  • A wok isn’t just a cooking implement but can also be a sled. So says the Wok World Championship group. Teams of players in modified woks race down bobsled tracks.
  • During the 1903 MLB season, pitcher Ed Doheny won 16 games and was then committed to an asylum for the “criminally Insane” where he remained for the rest of his life.
CAL RIPKEN

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  • Pete Rose was banned from baseball by MLB Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti.
  • Between 1982 and 1998 (16 years) Cal Ripken Jr. never missed a single Baltimore Orioles game.
  • Legend has it that Hall of Fame baseball player Wade Boggs once drank 107 beers in one day while traveling with the team.
  • NFL safety, Ronnie Lott, broke his pinky finger during a game. To avoid leaving the game he directed the team doctor to cut it off.
  • MLB Manager Alvin Dark once said, “There’ll be a man on the moon before pitcher, Gaylord Perry, ever hits a home run. Perry hit his first home run less than an hour after Neil Armstrong said his famous words.
GAYLORD PERRY

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GO STEELERS & BUCCANEERS

11/06/2025 ⚾AMERICA’S PASTIME⚾   1 comment

As a lifelong lover of baseball this years World Series was incredible. I felt somewhat bad for the Canadians but such is life on the diamond. Sometimes you win and sometimes you don’t. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see the same two teams again the Fall Classic sooner rather than later. As I’ve said many times, I’ve loved baseball my entire life thanks to my father. Because of my love affair with baseball I frequently post funny stories about the history of the sport. There are hundreds of facts and back-stories being told almost constantly but todays post concerns seven incredible stories that will blow your mind. Enjoy!

  • Cleveland Indians pitcher Bob Feller and Minnesota Twins outfielder Denard Span have something odd in common: Both hit their mothers in the stands with a foul ball. Feller hit his mom in 1939 and broke her collarbone; Span hit his mother during a spring training game in 2010. Fortunately both moms made full recoveries.
  • From 1936 to 1946, Hall of Famer Joe “Flash” Gordon played exactly 1000 games for the New York Yankees. In that time, he had exactly 1000 hits.
  • Breaking Babe Ruth’s home run record will never be forgotten: It happened in the 4th inning of the 4th game of 1974, when the Braves’ Hank Aaron, #44, hit a homer off the Dodgers Al Downing, #44.
  • In the 1960s, Kansas City A’s owner Charlie Finley installed a mechanical rabbit that popped up out of the ground behind home plate to deliver new baseballs to the umpire. Finley wanted the rest of the owners to install a rabbit as well, but none did.
  • In 1957 the Philadelphia Phillies’ Richie Ashburn fouled off a ball that hit a fan named Alice Roth in the face, breaking her nose. As she was being carried away on a stretcher, Ashburn fouled off another pitch which hit her again. The two later became good friends.
  • In 1876 a pitcher named Joe Borden of Boston hurled the first no-hitter in the history of the National League. But Borden couldn’t leave well enough alone. Soon after the game he changed his style of pitching and began to lose his stuff. Borden went steadily downhill, and by the end of the season he was no longer a pitcher – he was the club’s groundskeeper.
  • William “Brickyard” Kennedy was a good pitcher for Brooklyn before the turn-of-the-century, but he had a terrible temper. On July 31, 1897, Brickyard and Brooklyn were locked in a tight game against the Giants. Kennedy was having his troubles with umpire Hank O’Day. Finally O’Day called a close decision against Brickyard, and the hot tempered pitcher was so enraged that he threw the ball at the umpire. The ball missed its target, but there were runners on base. O’Day called the ball in play, and one runner scored before the catcher could get to the ball. Brooklyn lost the game, 2-1.

“The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.”

Dizzy Dean

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PLAAAAAAY BALL

(The Pirates Still Suck)

Posted November 6, 2025 by Every Useless Thing in Bitch & Complain

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08/07/2025 “Gamer Quiz”   Leave a comment

Games and gamers seen to be all the rage these days and I absolutely love it. I’ve been a computer gamer for more than twenty-five years and have enjoyed every minute of it. I became quite proficient at almost every gaming system I could find. This quiz will address everyone’s knowledge about games, so lets see how we do. The answers are listed below.

  • Which property represented as a railroad on the Monopoly gameboard was not actually a railroad?
  • What is the standard width of the bowling alley-gutters not included?
  • In what game do you find taws, bowlers, reelers, and monnies?
  • Fred Cox, former Minnesota Viking kicker, holds the patent on what athletic toy?
  • The popular board game did New Yorker Alfred Butta invent in 1931 and finally send to market in 1948?

  • What game featured ghosts named Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde?
  • How many bills does each player gets at the beginning of a game of Monopoly?
  • How did the French game known as hazards come to be called craps in the United States?
  • Where were the first outdoor miniature golf courses in the United States built?
  • In what sport is a battledore used?
ANSWERS
Short Line. It was really a bus company, 41 1/2 inches, Marbles, The Nerf ball, Scrabble, Pac-Man, 27, The game was introduced in New Orleans in 1813 by a Creole man named Johnny Crapaud and it later became known as “Craps”, On rooftops in New York City in 1926, In badminton, it’s the racket used to hit the shuttlecock.

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I scored a “7”

NOW IT’S YOUR TURN

06/07/2025 “FINAL UTTERANCES”   2 comments

I’ve always been attracted to graveyards. There’s no better place to paint, sketch or write than the peaceful quietness of a graveyard. It’s one of the few places still left where someone can go and relax without interferences from the rest of the living human race. I once lived in a city called Lakeville in Massachusetts and for many years I was known far and wide by the police departments and many citizens as someone who was consistently haunting local graveyards. In the Plymouth area there are still tombstones from the 1600’s with some truly bizarre epithets and poetry. I just takes a little time and dedication to find them. Todays post will contain what some people would consider morbid information and that’s true, it is a little morbid but it’s still interesting. Being the kind and generous soul that I am, I’m willing to share.

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  • “Haircut!” Last words of famous gangster Albert Anastasia in 1957 while getting a trim.
  • “Smite my womb.” Spoken by Agrippina, mother of Nero, to the assassins sent to kill her by her son.
  • “The strongest.” Uttered by Alexander the Great when asked who should succeed him.
  • “The executioner is, I believe, an expert . . . and my neck is very slender. Oh God, have pity on my soul, . . . ” as she was beheaded.
  • “I hope so.” Stated by Andrew Carnegie, steel magnet and philanthropist, to his wife who’d just wished him a good night:

Epithets

Burlington, Massachusetts

Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake,

Who died for peace and quietness sake;

His wife was constantly scolding and scoffin’,

So he sought for repose in a twelve dollar coffin.

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Whitingham, Vermont

Brigham Young

Born on this spot

1801

A man of great courage

and superb equipment.

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Skaneateles, New York

Underneath this pile of stones

Lies all that’s left of Sally Jones,

Her name was Briggs, it was not Jones,

But Jones was used to rhyme with stones.

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One of my fav’s

Boot Hill Cemetery, Dodge City, Kansas

PLAYED FIVE ACES,

NOW PLAYING THE HARP.

05/27/2025 “MISCELLENEOUS SPORTS QUIZ’   Leave a comment

THE TUNA TOSS

It’s time for a short quiz to challenge all of you sports fanatics on sports other than the big three, NFL, NBA, and MLB. These questions are extremely random but I still found them interesting. Maybe you will as well. As always the answers will be listed below.

1. What card game gave us the term bilk?

2. What popular sport did Joe Sobek invent at the Greenwich, Connecticut, YMCA in 1950?

3. How many world records did swimmer Mark Spitz set when he won seven gold medals at the 1972 Olympics?

4. In cross-country bike racing, what the initials BMX represent?

5. Who was the first Olympic gold medalist to win a professional world boxing title?

SUPER POLO

6. In the very first Boston Marathon, 15 runners competed. How many finished?

7. What professional ice hockey star didn’t hang up his skates until he was 52?

8. What was a fitting name of the first miniature golf course in the United States?

9. What popular sport was known in ancient Germany as Heidenwerfen?

10. In what sport is a stimpmeter used, and what does it measure?

AUSSIE HORSE RACING

Answers
Cribbage, Racquetball, 7, Bicycle Moto X, Floyd Patterson, 10, Gordy Howe, The Tom Thumb Golf Course, Bowling, Green Speed in Golf.

05/03/2025 “Obscure Sports Trivia”   Leave a comment

  • The Stanley Cup has a number of misspelled words engraved on it. “BOSTON BRUINS” is spelled as “BQSTQN BRUINS”. “TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS” is “TORONTO MAPLE LEAES” and a number of misspelled players names have been added over the years.
  • Before Babe Ruth, the MLB’s career home run record was 138. When he retired the record was 714.
  • Nolan Ryan had seven no-hitters in his career but never a perfect game. His 2795 career walks are almost 1,000 more than the next closet pitcher.
  • The credit for breaking the racial barrier was not really Jackie Robinson. In 1879, Moses Fleetwood Walker played a full season in 1884, 63 years before Robinson.

  • The only team in the NFL to score three TD’s in a minute was the New England Patriots and they’ve done it twice.
  • The very first pick in the NFL draft never played a single game in the league. Jay Berwanger never signed with any team due to salary concerns.
  • Major League Baseball uses approximately 900,000 balls every season.
  • Wilt Chamberlain once averaged over 50 points a game for an entire season.

20,000 WOMEN (YIKES)