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06/14/2025 “70’s SCIENCE QUIZ”   Leave a comment

APPLE – 1

I’m feeling the need to post another quiz. In recent weeks I’ve posted quizzes from pop culture in the 1960’s and 1970’s and the age of the reader almost always determined their average score. Apparently looking back isn’t very popular these days with our younger generations. Todays attempt at reawakening the past will include questions of Science facts from the 1970’s. The answers will be posted below.

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THE CONCORDE

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EVERYONE LUVS SCIENCE

  1. __________ was one of two Soviet cosmonauts who took part in the Apollo-Soyuz mission.
  2. How fast could the Concorde jets fly?
  3. What year did Amtrak begin service?
  4. By 1972, __________ percentage of American homes had color TV’s?
  5. What year was smallpox eradicated?
  6. The first Apple Computer available on the market was the __________.
  7. Amtrak immediately cut the number of passenger train routes from ___________ to __________.
  8. In what country was the last reported naturally occurring case of smallpox?
  9. Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and __________ are the founders of Apple.
  10. The Apollo-Soyuz used mission allowed the Soviets/Russians to build the __________.

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Answers
Alexi Neonov or Valeri Kubasov, Mach 2.02 or 1330 mph, 1971, 50%, 1977, Apple I, 366 to 184, Somalia, Ronald Wayne, the Mir space station.

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06/12/2025 “SOOTHING THE SAVAGE BREAST”   Leave a comment

CHIC

Everyone loves music of one sort or another and I’m no different. Unfortunately I think 50% of the music being made today is garbage. I may be considered a music snob but I only like GOOD MUSIC. I like some Heavy Metal, some R&B, some Opera, some Disco, and even some Rap, as long as it’s good. Today’s post will add to your trivia knowledge of the music business. If you’re just a casual music fan you may not be aware of a lot of the facts I’m going to list but that’s what’s so great about music, it’s all about personal preferences.

  • It is estimated that the “Happy Birthday to You” song earns Warner Music up to $5000 in royalties per day.
  • The bass player and co-lead singer of the band Kiss was named Chaim Witz.
  • John Denver’s real name was Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
  • Leo Fender, inventor of the Telecaster, Stratocaster, and Precision Bass guitars, could not play the guitar.
  • Rolling Stone magazine twice listed Jimi Hendrix as the number one greatest guitar player of all time.
QUEEN
  • Brian May, lead guitarist for the band Queen, also had a PhD in astrophysics.
  • The song “Le Freak” by the band Chic, was the first song to hit number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart three separate times.
  • Madonna, with 38 singles, followed by Elvis Presley, The Beatles, and Michael Jackson, had the most top 10 singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
  • Mike Nesmith the famous member of the made-for-television band The Monkees also invented Liquid Paper the popular correction fluid.
  • The Village People once advertised for members with a personal ad requesting: Wanted: Macho Types, Must Dance and Have a Mustache.
JIMI HENDRIX

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06/10/2025 “EVERY USELESS THING”   2 comments

It’s once again time for me to justify this blog’s name. Here are twelve items of Useless Information that aren’t commonly known.

  • Although the earth is 70% water, just 1% of it is considered drinkable.
  • The first people to measure Mount Everest lied about tall it was. Their measurement was exactly 29,000 feet but they thought no one would believe it came to that exact measurement so they added two more feet to the total.
  • The animal with the longest hibernation period is a frog.
  • Every planet in the solar system could fit in the space between Earth and the moon even if you include Pluto.
  • Neil Armstrong claims that he actually said, “That’s one small step for a man” when he landed on the moon.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger almost missed out on the title role in Terminator to none other than O.J. Simpson.

  • The mask worn by Michael Myers in the Halloween series was actually a white plastic Captain Kirk mask.
  • Bill Buckner had more career hits than Ted Williams.
  • No one has ever recorded a perfect March Madness bracket.
  • Cleopatra’s reign was closer to the date of the moon landings than the building of the pyramids.
  • The United States government once poisoned beer during prohibition.
  • The first bomb dropped by the Allies on Germany during World War II killed an elephant. It fell on the Berlin zoo.

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JUST PLAIN USELESS

06/07/2025 “FINAL UTTERANCES”   2 comments

I’ve always been attracted to graveyards. There’s no better place to paint, sketch or write than the peaceful quietness of a graveyard. It’s one of the few places still left where someone can go and relax without interferences from the rest of the living human race. I once lived in a city called Lakeville in Massachusetts and for many years I was known far and wide by the police departments and many citizens as someone who was consistently haunting local graveyards. In the Plymouth area there are still tombstones from the 1600’s with some truly bizarre epithets and poetry. I just takes a little time and dedication to find them. Todays post will contain what some people would consider morbid information and that’s true, it is a little morbid but it’s still interesting. Being the kind and generous soul that I am, I’m willing to share.

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  • “Haircut!” Last words of famous gangster Albert Anastasia in 1957 while getting a trim.
  • “Smite my womb.” Spoken by Agrippina, mother of Nero, to the assassins sent to kill her by her son.
  • “The strongest.” Uttered by Alexander the Great when asked who should succeed him.
  • “The executioner is, I believe, an expert . . . and my neck is very slender. Oh God, have pity on my soul, . . . ” as she was beheaded.
  • “I hope so.” Stated by Andrew Carnegie, steel magnet and philanthropist, to his wife who’d just wished him a good night:

Epithets

Burlington, Massachusetts

Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake,

Who died for peace and quietness sake;

His wife was constantly scolding and scoffin’,

So he sought for repose in a twelve dollar coffin.

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Whitingham, Vermont

Brigham Young

Born on this spot

1801

A man of great courage

and superb equipment.

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Skaneateles, New York

Underneath this pile of stones

Lies all that’s left of Sally Jones,

Her name was Briggs, it was not Jones,

But Jones was used to rhyme with stones.

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One of my fav’s

Boot Hill Cemetery, Dodge City, Kansas

PLAYED FIVE ACES,

NOW PLAYING THE HARP.

06/05/2025 BRING BACK B&W   Leave a comment

Since my retirement I’ve become addicted to watching old black and white movies and TV shows. Say what you want, it takes more than special effects to make a movie or TV worth watching. I’ve been hooked on the old Wyatt Earp shows, Peter Gunn, and The Saint (both movies and TV). It amazes me how well they’ve held up over the decades since their production. Todays quiz involves ten questions about old movies and TV shows. As always the answers will be listed below.

  • What famous character actor prepared for a career in psychiatry, studying and working with pioneer psychoanalysts Sigmund Freud and Alfred Adler, before turning to acting?
  • Who wrote the scripts for his own films under pseudonyms that included Otis T. Criblecoblis and Mahatma K. Jeeves?
  • Who provided Mickey Mouse’s high-pitched voice in the early Walt Disney film starring the animated mouse?
  • Who sung Miss Piggy singing voice in The Muppet Movie?
  • Who played Scorpio, the statistic killer, in Clint Eastwood’s 1971 film, Dirty Harry?

  • What was Boris Karloff’s real name?
  • Who was Fred Astaire’s first silver screen dancing partner?
  • Who played Vincent Price’s menacing music assistant in the 3-D horror film House of Wax?
  • Where did Charlie Chaplin place when he entered a Charlie Chapman look-alike contest in Monte Carlo?
  • In what film did the star propose by saying, “Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse?”

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Answers
Peter Lorre, W.C. Fields, Walt Disney, Johnny Mathis, Andy Robinson son of Edward G., William Henry Pratt, Joan Crawford, Charles Bronson, Third Place, Groucho Marx.

06/03/2025 A LOOK BACK – POLITICAL COMEDY   Leave a comment

I really do try to avoid writing about politics and politicians. No matter what you write your going to piss off a great many people. I’ve always found politics to be a necessary evil but I avoid political discussions religiously and religious discussions politically. It can be a great source of humor which is it’s biggest selling point for me. I do miss the days of Marion Barry in DC and his constant stream of misstatements and BS. I prayed that he would eventually run for Congress and be elected because the shit-storm he could have caused would’ve had me laughing for years. In his honor I dedicate this post of some of his most incredibly stupid quotes and nose-sniffing behavior. It makes me very nostalgic.

  • “I’m providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raised . . .”
  • “The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather.”
  • “I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.”
  • “I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria, or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?”

  • “What we have here is an egregemous miscarriagement of taxitude.”
  • “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
  • “There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made-up truths.”
  • I am a great mayor, I am an outstanding Christian man, I am an intelligent man, I am a deeply educated man, and I’m a humble man.”

My Fav

“What right does Congress have to go around

making laws just because they deem it necessary.”

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05/31/2025 “Useless Information”   2 comments

  • The childhood nickname for advice columnist Ann Landers was “Eppie”.
  • The name of the Weasley owl in the Harry Potter series of books by J.K. Rowling was “Errol”.
  • The letters FTD originally stood for Florists Transworld Delivery.
  • The word Pennsylvania is misspelled on the Liberty Bell as “Pensylvania”
  • The 19 1/2 foot tall statue that stands atop the U.S. Capitol building in Washington D.C. was designed by Thomas Crawford, installed on December 2, 1863, and is named the Statue of Freedom.

  • The letters TCB of the gold pendant often worn by Elvis Presley, stood for “Taking care of business.”
  • Tokyo Tsushin Denki was the original name of the Sony Corporation.
  • Woolworth is a term in bowling for a 5-10 split.
  • “For breakfast it’s dandy, for snacks it’s quite handy, or eat it like candy.” was the original advertising slogan for Post Sugar Crisp Cereal.
  • Eric Clapton’s last name was actually “Clapp”.

And finally something interesting from Maine.

A 15-year-old resident of Farmington Maine who invented earmuffs in 1873 was Chester Greenwood.

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05/29/2025 DISGUSTING & OFF-COLOR   Leave a comment

I’m feeling a bit rambunctious this morning which doesn’t happen as much as I’d like. There are lots of topics to discuss every day it seems but most aren’t worth my time. Since every person on the internet seems to be an effing expert on everything, I decided to step back and watch the fun as they continue to make fools of themselves. With that thought in mind I decided to share some rather borderline off-color humor today because I can. The online experts can kiss my ass and if what I post displeases them they can piss off and stop reading my blog. Enjoy . . .

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Two guys were getting drunk and horny at a bar. One said: “When I get home I want to give my woman a different kind of sex that’ll blow her mind”. The other suggested: “Why don’t you try rodeo sex?” “Rodeo sex, what’s that?” It’s when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair, pull her head back slightly and whisper quietly in her ear, “Your sister was better at this than you . . . and then try to hold on for the full 8 seconds!

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A guy had been dating a girl for over a year when he decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked cautiously. “It’s fine,” she said, “as long as it’s infrequent.” He looked at her a bit puzzled.” Is that one word or two?”

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A girl picked up a guy at a nightclub and with her parents being out of town, seized the opportunity to invite him back to her home. When they got to her bedroom, he noticed that the room was filled with fluffy stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them: fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the window sill, fluffy toys on the floor, fluffy toys all over the bed, and fluffy toys on three rows of shelves. Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked: “So how was it for you?” She said: “You can take anything from the bottom shelf.”

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THATS ENOUGH FUN FOR TODAY

05/27/2025 “MISCELLENEOUS SPORTS QUIZ’   Leave a comment

THE TUNA TOSS

It’s time for a short quiz to challenge all of you sports fanatics on sports other than the big three, NFL, NBA, and MLB. These questions are extremely random but I still found them interesting. Maybe you will as well. As always the answers will be listed below.

1. What card game gave us the term bilk?

2. What popular sport did Joe Sobek invent at the Greenwich, Connecticut, YMCA in 1950?

3. How many world records did swimmer Mark Spitz set when he won seven gold medals at the 1972 Olympics?

4. In cross-country bike racing, what the initials BMX represent?

5. Who was the first Olympic gold medalist to win a professional world boxing title?

SUPER POLO

6. In the very first Boston Marathon, 15 runners competed. How many finished?

7. What professional ice hockey star didn’t hang up his skates until he was 52?

8. What was a fitting name of the first miniature golf course in the United States?

9. What popular sport was known in ancient Germany as Heidenwerfen?

10. In what sport is a stimpmeter used, and what does it measure?

AUSSIE HORSE RACING

Answers
Cribbage, Racquetball, 7, Bicycle Moto X, Floyd Patterson, 10, Gordy Howe, The Tom Thumb Golf Course, Bowling, Green Speed in Golf.

05/24/2025 “WEIRD BUT TRUE”   Leave a comment

I love weird. Always have and always will. That being said here are a few samples of unusual facts you may not have heard before. Like I always say, THE WEIRDER THE BETTER.

  • Killer whales occasionally will eat a deer that’s not paying attention while getting a drink.
  • Approximately 80% of all individual animals on the earth are nematodes.
  • For every human on the earth, there are approximately 1,000,000 ants.
  • Bananas are technically berries. Strawberries and raspberries are not.
  • The average weight of a cumulus cloud is 1.1 million pounds.

  • Monogamous animals include beavers, wolves, and swans.
  • Algae and plankton produce more oxygen than trees.
  • It would take over one million mosquitos to completely drain a human being of blood.
  • The average 200-pound human carries between two and six pounds of bacteria.
  • Female koala bears have two vaginas.

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A Fav

Buzz Aldrin claims to be the first man to pee on the moon.